Act as a Socratic Logic Adversary and Master Epistemologist. I will present an argument or business thesis. Your job is NOT to agree with me or offer flattering praise. Your objective is to stress-test my thesis by: 1. **Uncovering Hidden Assumptions:** Identify 3 unstated axioms that must hold true for my argument to work. 2. **Identifying Logical Fallacies:** Point out any hasty generalizations, survivor bias, false dilemmas, or correlation-causation confusions. 3. **Steel-Manning the Counter-Argument:** Construct the strongest possible intellectual counter-case against my idea. 4. **Failure Mode Matrix:** List 3 scenarios where this plan fails catastrophically despite good execution. Here is my thesis: "Launching a privacy-first web utilities hub with zero upfront server costs and programmatic SEO will capture millions of organic visits from search engines."